DO YOU HATE THIS TIME OF YEAR? ARE YOU TOTALLY STRESSED OUT,
AND DON’T WANT TO SEE YOUR RELATIVES BECAUSE ALL YOU DO IS FIGHT?
REALLY? I MEAN… REALLY?
THEN DON’T FREAKIN’ DO IT!
“But I have to….”
No you don’t.
“But we always get together.”
So you always get together even though no one enjoys it.
Well, I guess some enjoy it.
Are you one of them?
Well, sometimes…”
Then just what are you bitching about?
“I’M STRESSED!”
About what, exactly?
“I buy people really good, well thought out presents and no one likes them. It’s not fair!”
Then stop buying presents.
“But they will be expecting something…”
Then… make a charitable contribution in THEIR name and give them a card stating that.
“They won’t like that.”
You said they don’t like anything, so they worst thing that can happen is that some charity will benefit. Right….?
“Yeah…”
So, what else has you stressed?
“The baking and cooking and decorating…”
Then:
Got buy your goodies at the bakery
Keep you menu simple, after you’re choosing it.
Keep your decorations to a minimum.
“I can’t do that! I have to do all those things!”
Really? I mean… Really?
Then the solution is simple: SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT IT!
You are stressed because you allow yourself, and choose to be stressed.
Ah, ah, ah!
You are choosing to be a whiny gas-bag.
Why? Because everyone else is. And if you watch television and movies, it’s the cool thing to do, and that kind of negative thinking is in epidemic proportions. Its become totally un-cool to love Christmas. What kind of bullshit is that?
Well, friends, I LOVE CHRISTMAS and the whole holiday season, starting with Halloween. I love to decorate, cook and bake. I never, and I mean NEVER cook, bake or place one decoration that I don’t want to.
Is it that easy. YES! If you really don’t wanna do it; then don’t.
PEACE, LOVE, OUT!
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