Tuesday, November 22, 2011

THOUGHTS ON PLASTIC SURGERY AND/OR BOTOX

I know many women who swear by both. I’m guessing that there must be something in the anesthetic that make it addictive, because once you start, it seems to be an endless process. But… after watching Plastic Surgery Horror Stories… ahhhhhh! I can’t even imagine taking that kind of risk; but that’s just me.

I’m sure no one thinks it will happen to them. “Mine will be fine. My doctor said I was a good candidate.” Okay then, I guess some of the mutilated women you can find in any mall, must just be the unlucky ones.

What I love is some of the before and after pictures, that you can’t tell apart. See? It’s the drugs they give you. YOU see something very different that what the rest of the world sees. YOU look in the mirror and see Bo Derek  at 17, while everyone else see Phyllis Diller (No offense intended; Phyllis looks great for 94!).

Plastic surgery has worked wonders for thousands of women and that’s a fact, but what if you were the one in a hundred?  YIKES!

Then there’s Botox. There are other choices, but Botox is the most popular and I freakin’ DO NOT GET IT. For a good laugh, just Google, ‘duckface’.  There are movie stars that insist they lips are natural, even though you can look up pictures of them before they succumbed to the duckface look; some less, some more.

Look up Megan Fox [just to mention one] in high school as a teenager… Why would a pretty women want to have fat lips and frozen snot trough? I do know why, but it is a bit obscene… So you want to know? Okay, but you asked. I man who is one of by best friends, once said that one of the duckfaced actresses was sooooo sexy and fantasized about… well… ‘Oh, those lips!’

I knew where he was going, but I put him on the fire. “What about the lips?” I asked.
“Come on, you know! All men dream about oral sex with lips like those.”

“Would you like your wife to have lips like those?”

“No… well, maybe just once in a while!” Then he started to laugh and blush [true story]!

So, as long as you stay away from freezing your snot trough, and go easy on the whole Botox thing… hell, I don’t know. If you can tell someone has used Botox, then it’s too much. And if you decide to give it a try, I hope you get the results you want.


Peace

Friday, November 4, 2011

SABERTOOTHS' TRUTHS!

I received this in an email from my daughter, who is a Sabertooth in training. Of course, she doesn’t think so, but just give it time…. but I digress!  I don’t know who the author is, but you know it’s a woman!

Enjoy!

TOP TEN THINGS ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND

10.      Cats' facial expressions.
 9.       The need for the same style of shoes in different colors.
 8.       Why bean sprouts aren't just weeds.
 7.       Fat clothes.
 6.       Taking a car trip without trying to beat your best time.
 5.       The difference between beige, ecru, cream, off-white, and eggshell.
 4.       Cutting your hair to make it grow.
 3.       Eyelash curlers.
 2.       The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made.

 AND, the Number One thing only women understand:

1.     OTHER WOMEN

Enjoy your weekend!