“…Eyelash Enhancement Product…grow long, thick, and full eyelashes….”
Except... it:
- May stain skin,
- discolor your eyes,
- cause your lashes to fall out,
- cause blindness,
AND, once you stop applying [the product], your lashes immediately go back their original state.
“Oh hell, yes; sign me up for that shit!” Are you freakin’ kidding me? And there’s are more side effects, but you get the idea.
FACT:
As you age, your eyelashes tend to become thinner and a bit stiff. Most women then just pile on the mascara, leaving them with eyelashes that look more like spider legs. I know this because my daughter told me that one day. I looked in the mirror and damn, if it wasn’t true.
I’m just not the false eyelash type. I just wanted my lush, long, sexy eyelashes back! So, I went on a hunt for a safe, easy, effective answer.
I know that eyelashes are not really ‘hair’ like the hair on your head. They’re classified as more of a fur. Yep, just like on your puppy. But for our purpose, hair if close enough.
ROOT CAUSE ANALYSIS:
If I had dry, brittle hair, what would I do? Not to hard to conclude, I’d condition it. You could put some hair conditioner on your clean lashes while you’re in the shower, but when I tried this, it got in my eyes and burned like hell. So the search continued….
I tried several things. I remembered that my mother said that she’d used petroleum jelly on her eyelashes then brush them with a clean eyelash brush, when she was a teenager. I tried it only once. Yeah it goes on and brushes nicely, but washing it off so that mascara will stay on, was a bitch!
Something moisturizing, but lighter…. Then I found Shay Butter [not the heavy grease, but the cream [or something like it]. EUREKA!
DISCLAIMER:
I do not have stock in Shay Butter or represent them in any way.
Every product, routine and scheme claims to be a miracle, but I swear on my Sabertooth kitty paw, that this works for me.
So, I put a light smear on my index finger and applied it in an upward motion on my upper eyelashes, then ‘brush 5 or 6 times’ with a clean, mascara brush from an empty mascara wand. These are very handy to keep around for many uses.
I tried upper and lower at once, and it tended to get in my eyes. Now I do uppers two night a week and lowers… a lot less; about twice a month. No one wants long lower lashes. Picture that; I mean, really, picture that! Creepy…!
In the morning, simply wash it off the same way you normally wash your face, and you’re ready for mascara.
Give it a try and report back here to your sisters!
Mwaaaa!
